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frosted:

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

glow blog

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

timespacemarauder:

ask-xi:

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SAY NO TO STUPID INTERNET LAWS

The only gif needed for net neutrality.

edwardspoonhands:

#tbt - College. That computer was named Albert.
EDIT - Now that I can see better…this is Katherine’s computer…THAT’S NOT ALBERT AT ALL!

edwardspoonhands:

#tbt - College. That computer was named Albert.

EDIT - Now that I can see better…this is Katherine’s computer…THAT’S NOT ALBERT AT ALL!

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

Fucking bender

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

erinaree:

Imagine if you could turn on a special kind of light and see all the places on your body your lovers have kissed you.

It would be hard to hate your belly or your bum or your thighs with tangible evidence that someone else loved that part of you - and may well love it still.

professor-hastings:

This week in Aperture Science

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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hartsexual:

HOW TO COMPLAIN

greencarnations:

spacethefinalfuck:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES?

I’m always wanting to read more about these posts immediately and I have trouble finding the sources.

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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