Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know.
WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS
"I neuter was something wrong with this." [x]
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I was already laughing at the photo and then I scrolled down and lost my shit
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them